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Quotes Insanity Quotes "There's a very fine line between a groove and a
rut; a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts.” "Insane people are always sure that they are fine.
It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy."
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again
and expecting different results." "The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success." James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an
insane world." "We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered
minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe." "The object in life is not to be on the side of the
majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
"The judge asked, "What do you plead?"
I said, "Insanity, your honor. Who in their right mind would park
in the passing lane?"" “Some are born mad. Some remain so.“ “Better mad with the rest of the world than wise
alone” “I became insane, with long intervals of horrible
sanity.”
“Sanity is a madness put to good use.” “Be careful about reading health books. You may
die of a misprint” 'Schizophrenic?' No, *WE* prefer the word 'Imaginative...' A lot of times people ask what the difference is between
an insane person and an eccentric........it's really simple.....an eccentric
is somebody that knows the difference between crazy and insane, and chooses
crazy just because it's more fun. Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those
who could not hear the music. I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not
know it than to be sane and have one's doubts. Those who can laugh without cause have either found the
true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He
said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." Other Quotes "Operator! Give me the number for 911!" "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up
for it by leaving early." "Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to
nail jell-o to a tree" "Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and
waste hours." Wise men learn by other men's mistakes; fools by their
own. “To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing
its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the
hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.” If you have anything really valuable to contribute to
the world it will come through the expression of your own personality,
that single spark of divinity that sets you off and makes you different
from every other living creature. Your vision will become clear only when you look into
your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. At least I knew who I was when I got up this morning,
but I think I must have changed several times since then. The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do,
something to love, and something to hope for. *On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK" *I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a
vegetarian because I hate plants. Have you ever noticed.... Anybody going slower than you
is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? "My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I
couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more." "To make a long story short, there's nothing like
having a boss walk in." "A bargain is something you can't use at a price
you can't resist." "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't
make me happy." "It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have
tried to succeed." "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's
the size of the fight in the dog." If everything seems under control, you're just not going
fast enough." "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting
what you get." "What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness?"
"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than
walking alone in the light." "When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by
asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate
and do it." "In the End, we will remember not the words of our
enemies, but the silence of our friends." "They say love is around every corner. I must be
walking in circles." "The world is full of suffering. It is also full
of overcoming it." "I would rather be a failure doing something I love
than be a sucess doing something I hate." "Principles only mean something when you stick to
them when its inconvenient." "Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear
and the blind can see." "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those
who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
Friends are the ones who lift us from our feet when our wings forget how to fly. "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer
somebody else up." "No one needs a smile as much as a person who fails to give one." "The problem is not that there are problems. The
problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a
problem." "Good questions outrank easy answers." "The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're
playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it's time to pause and reflect." And most importantly... "It's always too early to quit." "Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination" "When one door of happiness closes, another opens;
but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one
which has been opened for us." Snowflakes are one of nature’s most fragile things, |