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"There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut; a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts.”
Christine Lavin

"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy."
Nora Ephron

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
Albert Einstein

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success."
James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies

"Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world."
R. D. Lang

"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe."
Johann von Goethe

"The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
Marcus Aurelius

"The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honor. Who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?""
Steven Wright

“Some are born mad. Some remain so.“
Samuel Beckett

“Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone”
Baltasar Gracian

“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
Edgar Allan Poe

“Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops.”
Cary Grant

“The measure of mental health is the disposition to find good everywhere.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Sanity is a madness put to good use.”
George Santayana

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint”
Mark Twain

'Schizophrenic?' No, *WE* prefer the word 'Imaginative...'

A lot of times people ask what the difference is between an insane person and an's really eccentric is somebody that knows the difference between crazy and insane, and chooses crazy just because it's more fun.
Chris Kane

Of course I'm sane! The voices told me so.
Michael DeRosa

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.
Angela Monet

I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it than to be sane and have one's doubts.
G.B. Burgin

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
Norm Papernick

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Rodney Dangerfield